Government Survey
A government survey has shown that 91 percent of illegal immigrants come to the UK so that they can see their own doctor.


Such an unfair world: When a man talks dirty to a woman it’s considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $2.50/min (charges may vary).


Valentine’s Day Just booked a table for Valentine’s Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though; she’s lousy at snooker.


 They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.