A Hole In One

A Hole In One

Dear Nigel,

I have heard that recently you scored a Hole in One. Is this true? How did you do it?

My wife says that you have to be a really lucky bastard to get a hole in one. I said that surely this can’t be true in this case. The Golfing Guru has superb skills and the touch of a genius!

My wife told me to shut my gob cos I obviously am a Twat.

Please can you give us some tips and advice on how to get a Hole in One, is it skill or are you just a lucky bastard?

Many thanks.

NoB Hed Bristol (Message tied to a brick and thrown through the window)

 

“Nigel Says”

Dear NoB,

Fuck Off You Twat!

 

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