ASK UNCLE NIGEL – GO ON ! ASK UNCLE NIGEL !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Portugal ! Are you the favourite – Again ?
What are the odds ?
Dear Uncle Nigel – Can you have a word with Putin ?
Putin Pressure !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Is today the most depressing day of the year ??
Is it Party time yet ?
Dear Uncle Nigel, Where is your New Year Message of Hope ?
Vlad speaks out !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Bevy with your Sevy ?
I’ll Bevy with your Sevy !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Up Your Booster !
Fire Boosters !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Where has everybody Gone ?
Missing Golfers!
Dear Nigel – Buggy Off !
Bridlington bristles !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Concessionaires Confusion !
Tension is high !
Dear Uncle Nigel – What about a Covid Christmas Message ?
Frosty the Snowman writes !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Will the Vaccine Improve My Golf ?
Jab Jab Jab !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Stern Protestation !
Class War !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Where are you ?
Dumb Dom Speaks !
Dear Nigel – Off His Trolley Trouble !
Trollied !
Dear Uncle Nigel What the Fuck Is Going On ?
White House , Shite House !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Gloom ?
The Big Chill ?
Dear Uncle Nigel – What about the Corona Virus !
Corona – Cream Soda please.
Dear Uncle Nigel – Should I Give Up Golf ?
Back in the bunker !
The 2019 Christmas Message from Uncle Nigel !!!!
At Last !
Dears Uncle Nigel – Well Done On Getting A Deal !
Golden Age Concern !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Yorkshire ?
Royal Rant ?
Dear Uncle Nigel – Are You Heading For Number 10 ?
It’s a poison chalice Jim ! Whatever that means !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Why are you always Favourite ?
The Sultana Speaks !
Dear Uncle Nigel, Loved you in Mary Poppins !
Supercallyfragilisticexpiallidoshas ! Obviously !
Dear Uncle Nigel, Are you going to send a Christmas message ?
Jingle Jingle
Dear Uncle Nigel – Yorkshire ! The Admiral’s Cup ! Who is the Favorite ?
Pick a winner !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Mamma Mia ?
Here we go Owen !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Now there are 8 ?? Whats Going On ?
The pressure is on !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Only 7 Men ??
777 the mark of the………….eeerrrr
Dear Uncle Nigel – I Have Taken The Pro V 1 Advice.
Hold The Mayo !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Mc Bleeding Naffia !
In wid de Heed !
Dear Uncle Nigel, Where is your New Year message ??
Ecclesiastical ?
Dear Uncle Nigel – Is there a really a Father Christmas ?
Ho Ho Ho !
Dear Nigel – Global Warming Moth or Myth !
Save the Wales !
Dear Uncle Nigel, Where are the bloody results of the 2017 Admiral’s Cup !! ?
The post is late today ?
Dear Uncle Nigel – What da flippin heck is goin on ?
Pyongyang ! Excuse Me !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Is Donald Trump An Alien Invader ?
Twat like Zone eeeeerr Twilight Zone !
Dear Uncle Nigel – Will there be a nuclear war in the Pacific ?
Fingers on the button !
Dear Uncle Nigel, At last you are back !
Relief all round!
Uncle Nigel Resigns In Shock Move!
Where he go?
Dear Nigel, Are You Nervous ?
Royal Flush?
Dear Nigel, Will the sun shine in Portugal?
Where ever you go take the bloody weather with you!
Dear Nigel, Why were you not in the big TV debate?
Quick Dad its on now!
Dear Nigel, Where the fuck are you?
They seek him here …….. they seek him there !
Dear Nigel, Are You Appearing in Poldark?
Cornish Pasty mmmmmmm!
Dear Nigel, Does Jihady John Play Golf?
Plenty of sand trap practice!
Dear Nigel, I’m loosing All My Friend …….eerr Friends?
A friend in need is a friend probably.
Dear Nigel, Are you going to be the next James Bond?
Bond….James Band…errr Bond
Dear Nigel, How do we play golf in the snow?
Snow joke!
Dear Nigel, Seriously Shit Golf and Testicles?
Its a bollocks problem!