Dear Dr Biff,
I am a big Star Wars fan and I recently went to see the new movie “The Force Awakens, Strikes Back and then Does Other Stuff”. What a film !
I think I spotted you in one scene on a space ship dressed as a Storm Trooper!
Was it you ?
My wife says that all the Storm Troopers look alike so how could I know it was you ? But She has no concept of “The Force” and she is also as thick as a door stop so come on Dr Biff give us the truth.
L. Skywalker – by e-mail.
It was me but please keep it to yourself otherwise I will be overwhelmed with fan mail and film offers and as you know I am a bit to busy for that sort of shit at this time.
All the best.