Dear Nigel, Are You Appearing in Poldark?
Dear Nigel,
I am a great fan of the 1970’s TV show Plodark and I see that it is returning to our screens very soon. I have always wondered why no one plays golf in the series could it be because golf is illegal in Cornwall?
Is it true that you have a lead role in the new series ? My wife says that “Poldark” is the Arabic word for “a donkey’s nob” but I am not so sure, she also says that that is the reason why you got the part.
This is surely a slur !
Carlos of Bermuda (by e mail)
“Nigel Says”
Dear Carlos,
Fuck Off You Twat!
PS. Love your Triangle!
