Dear Nigel,

I am a great fan of the 1970’s TV show Plodark and I see that it is returning to our screens very soon. I have always wondered why no one plays golf in the series could it be because golf is illegal in Cornwall?

 Is it true that you have a lead role in the new series ?  My wife says that “Poldark” is the Arabic word for “a donkey’s nob” but I am not so sure, she also says that that is the reason why you got the part.

This is surely a slur !

Carlos of Bermuda (by e mail)


“Nigel Says”

Dear Carlos,

Fuck Off You Twat!

 PS. Love your Triangle!


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