I have been told that you are about to take part in the most prestigious Golf Tournament in the whole world. Are you nervous?
My wife says that you are a man with nerves of steel and that there is nothing that would shake your magnificently solid golf swing or your iron willed putting. But my mate Vernon down at the pub says “I believe that Nigel is in a state of mental flux and the temperament that we are used too will be missing from this years Portugal Challenge!”. On the other hand Vernon is a complete Fuck Wit and I wouldn’t trust him to tell me what day its!
So come on Nigel are you nervous?
Prince George – Buckingham Palace By e mail
Dear George, Your Mighty Highness,
Fuck Off You Twat!
PS. Nice Sister!