Dear Nigel “erectile dysfunction”.

Dear Nigel,

I have recently returned from the doctors and have been diagnosed with “erectile dysfunction”.

Can he explain what this is? The doctor would not stop laughing so I think it’s good news.

Em Kay – Coventry – via E Mail

 

“Nigel Says”

Dear Em Kay,

Fuck Off You Twat!

ps. I know who you are – Twat