Dear Nigel,

To be honest I am particularly fucked off with this shitty weather. It happens every bloody year and is someone doing something about it, fuckin No! Lets face it these bloody politicians sit around on their fat overpaid arses and what happens it bastard well snows and then its bloody cold ! Well fuck that for a game of conkers it has got to stop. It doesn’t bloody snow in Saudi Arabia does it eh! Bloody arabs.

Come on Nigel get you shit together and deal with this one.

By the way my wife thinks you are terrific. She often make me wear a tea towel on my head at night and she says it reminds her of you.


From Sidney of Newark by telepathic communication.



“Nigel Says”

Dear Sidney,

Fuck Off You Twat!


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