Dear Nigel,

I have found that if I drink just 5 pints of Super Bock I have great difficulty in shaving. I once found myself looking at a picture of “Whistler’s Mother” rather than a mirror and the experience was nearly fatal, where the picture of “Whistler’s Mother” came from I have never been able to ascertain.

I appreciate that you normally only give advice on Golfing related matters but can you make an exception in this case as this normally only happens after I have actually been playing Golf.

What can you advise?

Mick  of  Zimbabwe (full address supplied but it looks made up)

“Nigel Says”

Dear Mick,

Fuck Off You Twat!


Do you have a Golfing problem.

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