I have found that if I drink just 5 pints of Super Bock I have great difficulty in shaving. I once found myself looking at a picture of “Whistler’s Mother” rather than a mirror and the experience was nearly fatal, where the picture of “Whistler’s Mother” came from I have never been able to ascertain.
I appreciate that you normally only give advice on Golfing related matters but can you make an exception in this case as this normally only happens after I have actually been playing Golf.
What can you advise?
Mick of Zimbabwe (full address supplied but it looks made up)
Fuck Off You Twat!