Dear Uncle Nigel,
I don’t seem to be able to stop winning golf tournaments. My friends are starting to resent me, though they put on a brave face. What should I do to rectify this? I’ve tried not trying too hard but this doesn’t seem to work as they are all really shit at golf.
Do you think I should get some new friends, at this rate I may have to. I,m at my wits end, please help.
Fuck Off You Twat!
PS. You never had any friends in the first place !