Dear Nigel, Is it to cold for golf?
Dear Nigel,
Is it to cold for golf? I live in the centre of the Sahara Desert for most of the year. Recently I have been in Scunthorpe and believe me when I say it is very cold. But is it to cold for playing golf? My Mother in Law says that if I don’t like the cold in Scunthorpe I should Fuck Off back to Africa toute bloody suite.
Hence my letter to your good self, can you tell me when it is actually to cold to play golf?
Gary Lineker – Scunthorpe Address supplied.
“Nigel Says”
Dear Gary,
Fuck Off You Twat!
ps: Can you get me on Match of the Day ?
