Dear Nigel,

Is putting practice illegal ? My wife says that if I am caught practicing putting in the back garden I could be arrested and put in prison. Surely this can’t be true ? I am a devout Muslim and have been practicing putting for years without incident.

Ps My wife says I am confusing beheading infidels with putting practice but I maybe confused.

Farook of Wapping (by e mail)


“Nigel Says”

Dear Farook,

Fuck Off You Twat!


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