Dear Nigel, New Years Resolutions?

Dear Nigel,

Have you made any New Year Resolutions? My wife and I have resolved to stop writing really annoying letters to your column. If we stop will anyone actually write to you?

Mr Blade & Mrs Falon Superb (full name and address supplied)

“Nigel Says”

Dear Blade & Falon,

Fuck Off You Twats!

Do you have a Golfing problem.

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