Dear Nigel

I am suffering from some seriously shit golf at the moment

and someone suggested it could be due to one of my testicles being larger than the other

and thus affecting my swing plane?

They suggested writing to you about this matter as apparently you like to talk bollocks.

I look forward to your diagnosis soon…..ish?

Yours in much pain

Biffa. Rugby via e mail



“Nigel Says”

Dear Biffa,

Fuck Off You Twat!

P.S Try Super Bock, Macieira and Coffee it works for me.



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