Dear Nigel,

Which end of the golfy stick should I hold. My husband says that I am a useless tart and would play better if I stuck it in my mouth, but I cannot believe this is correct.  I know that you are a big fan of the ladies game can you help.


Lady Fanny Craddock – Right Uppingham – address supplied.

“Nigel Says”

Dear Lady Fanny,

Fuck Off You Twat!


Do you have a Golfing problem.

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