Dear Nigel,
Which end of the golfy stick should I hold. My husband says that I am a useless tart and would play better if I stuck it in my mouth, but I cannot believe this is correct. I know that you are a big fan of the ladies game can you help.
Lady Fanny Craddock – Right Uppingham – address supplied.
“Nigel Says”
Dear Lady Fanny,
Fuck Off You Twat!
