Dear Nigel,

I am increasingly concerned about the spread of the deadly Ebola virus. My wife says that it is just a passing fashion but I feel that it may have an effect on our lives. If I contract the virus will it affect my back swing, which I think is the weakest part of my game ?

We are keen readers of your column please keep up the good work.


Virgil  – Wyoming, USA  (Address supplied)



“Nigel Says”

Dear Virgil,

Fuck Off You Twat!


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