Dear Nigel, Will the sun shine in Portugal?
Dear Nigel,
I am off to Portugal with my chums in a couple of weeks to play Glof eerr…. Golf. What I want to know is will the sun shine or should I take my waterproofs and brolly and cardie for the evenings?
My wife says that there is the chance of a major depression coming in over the Azures which will have to pass before I Can See Clearly Now!
Yours faithfully,
Herman Goering (Retired) Argentina (Address withheld)
“Nigel Says”
Dear Herman,
Fuck Off You Twat!
PS. Nice Luftwaffe!
