Dear Nigel,

I am off to Portugal with my chums in a couple of weeks to play Glof  eerr…. Golf. What I want to know is will the sun shine or should I take my waterproofs and brolly and cardie for the evenings?

My wife says that there is the chance of a major depression coming in over the Azures which will have to pass before I Can See Clearly Now!

Yours faithfully,

Herman Goering (Retired) Argentina (Address withheld)




“Nigel Says”

Dear Herman,

Fuck Off You Twat!

 PS. Nice Luftwaffe!


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