Dear Uncle Nigel,

My Curate, who is an aficionado of Twitter, whatever that is, tells me that #Bevy with your Sevy is trending !!

I have no idea what he is talking about but according to Norman , our milkman, this means that the world is watching !

Is this just a stunt to advertise Sevi Kebabs ? Or is it a clue that the Messiah is coming, well it is nearly Christmas and we have basically heard nothing for 2020 years so it is about time !

Uncle Nigel, please can you clarify ?

Yours , looking for salvation

Justin Welby.

by post , Canterbury, England.


Dear Justin,

Fuck Off You Twat !



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