Dear Uncle Nigel – Bevy with your Sevy ?
Dear Uncle Nigel,
My Curate, who is an aficionado of Twitter, whatever that is, tells me that #Bevy with your Sevy is trending !!
I have no idea what he is talking about but according to Norman , our milkman, this means that the world is watching !
Is this just a stunt to advertise Sevi Kebabs ? Or is it a clue that the Messiah is coming, well it is nearly Christmas and we have basically heard nothing for 2020 years so it is about time !
Uncle Nigel, please can you clarify ?
Yours , looking for salvation
Justin Welby.
by post , Canterbury, England.
Dear Justin,
Fuck Off You Twat !
