Dear Uncle Nigel,

Having glimpsed at the newspapers today I see that today , 17th Jan, has been identified as the most depressing day of the year !

What rubbish is this ?

Yesterday was pretty bad and to be fair Wednesday last week was a bloody corker of a bloody depressing day.

Bicycle chain broke, Dog shat in the hall !, lost my phone then found it and dropped it in the dog shit ! and all before 9.30 am.

Uncle Nige , tell us that the forth coming year will be a top dollar year with lots of good stuff , please.

We know that your finger is on the Nation’s pulse and that you can look at the world through that global perspective thing that you have, give us all a break !!!

Nadhim Zahawi , London, England.

Dear Naddy,

Fuck Off you Twat !


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