Dear Uncle Nigel,
I am fascinated with the 2018 Portugal Tour.
It sounds more like Fred Carno’s army whoever that twat was !
One minute there are 7, then 8 and even talk of 9.
What is going on.
Can someone get a grip and sort this out.
I have enough on my plate with bleedin Syria, Chinese trade tariffs and that sod Putin.
I can’t take it!
D Trump. Commander in Chef.
Fuck Off You Twat !
Ps Just leave the war out until after we return from the tour, if you wouldn’t mind, Twat. !!