Dear Uncle Nigel,

I am fascinated with the 2018 Portugal Tour.

It sounds more like Fred Carno’s army whoever that twat was !

One minute there are 7, then 8 and even talk of 9.

What is going on.

Can someone get a grip and sort this out.

I have enough on my plate with bleedin Syria, Chinese trade tariffs and that sod Putin.

I can’t take it!

D Trump. Commander in Chef.


Dear Donald,

Fuck Off You Twat !

Ps Just leave the war out until after we return from the tour, if you wouldn’t mind, Twat. !!



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