Dear Uncle Nigel,

Well, Booster or No Booster that is the question.

Here we are , its nearly Christmas and down at our local the debate rages as to whether the Booster should be compulsory.

My wife Allegra, is not keen ! Sheet hates pillows and cushions and will have no truck with this scheme.

Norris, who is very good on quiz nights, points out that this has got Fuck All to do with pillows and cushions !

Is Norris correct ?

I think we should be told.

Yours faithfully,


Mr Stratton – Full made up everything supplied.



Dear Mr Stratton,

Fuck Off You Twat !



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