Dear Uncle Nigel,
Who is going to win the Bridlington Admiral’s Cup this year ?
My wife and I always look forward to the annual bun fight in Bridlington and we are more excited this year than we ever have been ! But who is going to triumph ? Can you give us the inside track ?
We have seen the list of competitors and it is going to be a close run thing,although Boris down the pub says that you have been playing like a man possessed and you took all the money at a recent tournament !
My wife points out that your handicap has been adjusted to reflect your super golfing prowess but I think that its just because you are a bandit and you keep wining everything !!
I think we should be told !
Ryan Giggs – By e-mail
Fuck Off You Twat !
PS. How is your sister in law ?