Dinner

Dinner

This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade…

“My bloody hair & make-up are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren’t done.

Can’t you see I’m still in my f****** pyjamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!

Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?”

“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”