Dr Biff Consults Uncle Nigel in Shock Revelation !

Dear Uncle Nigel,
My Bollocks are extraordinarily large and they are making my golf swing quite unbalanced, I just wondered if you would be able to sort them out on our forthcoming trip overseas? ? Yours with greatest affection as always,
Biff xxxxx

ps: Please make sure you don’t publish this!

(Editors note: Photograph removed obviously)

 

Dear Dr Biff,

Fuck Off You Twat!

Nige.