Dear Uncle Nigel,
My Bollocks are extraordinarily large and they are making my golf swing quite unbalanced, I just wondered if you would be able to sort them out on our forthcoming trip overseas? ? Yours with greatest affection as always,
Biff xxxxx

ps: Please make sure you don’t publish this!

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Dear Dr Biff,

Fuck Off You Twat!