Frantic times at the Kowal Corporation headquarters just outside Beijing at the weekend as rumours abound over MK Seve’s resignation.
No comment was the message from the SEVE BET press office accompanied by a free bet if Leicester beat Tottenham.
So all is reported as quiet on the succession planning issues.
Not to be overshadowed Big “K” Shorrocks announced that he is not only “Back In The Frey !!” but the Tee times for the 2021 Portugal Tour have now been released.
Sir Micheal King was not upbeat:
“Bloody night golf again, why do we let that nocturnal twonk book the Tee times.
Earliest will be 3.30 pm you mark my words !!!”
A hurriedly assembled press Zoom conference was scheduled for earlier today at which Big “K” , standing alone at the podium, greeted those on the call:
“Is it on ?”
“Ok, No other news this morning gentlemen and ladies of the press.
Here are the Tee times for the Portugal Tour 2021. That’s it now get on with it.”
Said Big “K” in less than ebullient form.
Portugal 2021 Tee Times in full:
Wednesday 5th May – Millennium 11.42 am – 8 players
Thursday 6th May The Old Course – 13.40 pm – 8 players
Friday 7th May Vale Da Pinta – 12.00 midday – 12 players (Super Bock Steaks)
Saturday 8th May Gramacho – 11.06 – 4 players
Sunday 9th May Vila Sol – 12.18 pm – 12 players (Super Bock Steaks)
Monday 10th May O’Connor Jnr -12.02 pm – 12 players (Super Bock Steaks)
Tuesday 11th May Pinhal – 13.03 pm – 8 players