Yes the flags were out in Newark at this years “Flying Headbutt Championships”.

The one and only competitor, as ever, Nigel “In With the Head” Carby once again stunned the opposition and himself with his famous world class 4o yard run up “double nutter” flier.


The resulting winning butt took out all the judges and a large percentage of the excited crowd.


Nigel, a little breathless but just conscious said ” have I won again ?” before being taken, as usual to the local A&E.


The big question will he be fit for Bridlington ? – Of course he bloody well will !!!!