Dear Mo,

What the fuck has happened to my game.

Worried of Wugby.




Dear Worried,

Many great words have been spoken about the great game of golf and life:

“Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.” -P.G. Wodehouse


“Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening – and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.” -Arnold Palmer


“You don’t have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.” -Walter Hagen


“Just fuck off and hit the ball you twat.” – Nigel Carby


So eat, drink, be merry because tomorrow you will have to do it all over again, hopefully.

Stay cool,


PS, Have you seen the two twats below ? If you do see them tell them to stop playing about.

Thanks Mo.