Dear Nigel, Where the fuck are you?
They seek him here …….. they seek him there !
Retiring Chilly Scoops Pot!
Will British Industry Ever Be The Same Again ?
3 Way Split In Kibworth Sunshine
The Sun He Shine On The Good People!
Dear Nigel, Are You Appearing in Poldark?
Cornish Pasty mmmmmmm!
Slops Triumphs In Early Springy Type Thing!
Would you like a slice with that Sir?
Dear Nigel, Does Jihady John Play Golf?
Plenty of sand trap practice!
Crowhurst Sniffs Victory In The Wind Of Lutterworth
Crowhurst Finds Form
Tuesday Handicap Rules – How should it work?
Answers please before next Tuesday 24th Feb
17th Feb 2015. Monty Hits All Time Low!
How low can you get ?
Dear Nigel, I’m loosing All My Friend …….eerr Friends?
A friend in need is a friend probably.
Dear Nigel, Are you going to be the next James Bond?
Bond….James Band…errr Bond
10th Feb 2015 – Slip Slop Slap
Yippy Yip in Slop Encounter……in the mud!
Best Scores 2009-14
Dear Nigel, How do we play golf in the snow?
Snow joke!
Dear Nigel, Seriously Shit Golf and Testicles?
Its a bollocks problem!
27th Jan 2015
Kingey wins in “the mud and the blood and the beer”.
Dear Nigel, Are you the new King of Saudi Arabia?
Ragheads Together
Dear Nigel, Is it to cold for golf?
Gary Lineker with the question on everyone’s lips!
Nutter Embezzles Funds To Buy New Sports Car!
13th Jan 2015
Victory for Chilly in the Mud & New Handicaps.
Dear Nigel, New Years Resolutions?
Resolute?
6th Jan 2015
Tueday Scores and NEW Handicaps
Averages 2009 – 14
Your Personal Averages over the past 5 years.
Dear Nigel, Is there really a Father Christmas?
Don’t tell the children!
A Merry Christmas and Happy New Year To All Our Reader.
Dear Nigel “erectile dysfunction”.
Is it Erectile or is it Memorex?
Boycott Threat Over – The 8 Disciples of Macieira Move in Mysterious Way!
In a shock move today “Wild Boy” Kingey agreed to 2015 Tee Times and pledged his allegiance to the team cause. “Ok I get the picture” he commented today. “But me cooking breakfast is out of the question, unless I can cook the breakfast,...
The Race To Villamoura – The Big Money List
The Big Money List 2009 – 2014
Health and Safety
BBC News – Why do so many people die shovelling snow? This is true! Snow shovelling is particularly strenuous because it uses arm work, which is more taxing than leg work. Straining to move wet and heavy snow is particularly likely to cause a surge in heart rate...
Government Survey
Government Survey
Dinner
This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade… “My bloody hair & make-up are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the...
A Hole In One
Hole in One! Jammy Twat.
Wild Boy Carby in “Hole In One ” Fluke
Pontif Required
This weeks Star Job. Perfect for those who enjoy power and corruption on a global scale.
Its a Joke
> Low Battery > A man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as ‘Low > Battery’. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the > phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal. > > Government Survey > A...Dear Nigel, Does the Pope play Golf ?
The Pope and Putting.
Mucker Bet ! Here is how it works!
The Best Way To Do On Line Betting….If you don’t own a computer!
2009 Runners & Riders
The Historic “Mucker Bet” Guide to the 2009 Biggos Competionosos.
Dear Nigel, Is there a golf course on the moon?
Lets Moon Together!
2009 Money List
MK Champion and Big Money Winner – Them were the days!
2009 Leaderboard
MK crowned Champion 2009. The way we was…eerrr were!
Dear Nigel, Who invented golf?
Whodunit?
2010 Money List
Mick Rushal tops the 2010 Money List
2010 Leader Board
Chilly Triumphs !
2012 Money List
Mick Rushal tops the 2012 money list – the tax man has been informed.
2012 – The Leaderboard
Nigel Carby 2012 Champion – A legend in his own lunch hour.
2013 – Leaderboard
Kingey Triumphant and the trees are still growing !
Dear Nigel, Will Ebola affect my golf swing?
Ebola bye gum!
Dear Nigel, Which end of the golfy stick ?
The Golfy Stick Dilema!
Daily Scores – Bridlington 2014
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