“Night Golf !! Again !!! Who do these people think we are !!!” Cried Sir Michael King , keen tree watcher and 2013 Champion as Hoppy Dearsley announced the 2024 Portugal Tee times.
A small scuffle broke out but was quickly dealt with by the Seve Security operatives who were standing by.
“There are many details still to be resolved.” said Hoppy, Global Tournament Director, to the gathered press corps
“But basically this is it for next year.”
There was then some loud protests from the “Stop Baby Oil Now” protesters but they were, by this time, realising that they were in the wrong press conference.
The proceedings were actually cut short by a group of Pirates who demanded full playing rights for , obviously, Pirates, but by this time all present had better things to do so no one really noticed.
TEE TIMES. 2024 PORTUGAL TOUR.
Wednesday 8th May – Millennium 10.39 am – 8 players
Thursday 9th May – Laguna – 10.48hrs – 8 Players
Friday 10th May – Vale da Pinta – 12.00hrs – 12 players
Saturday 11th May – Gramacho – 10.03hrs – 4 players
Sunday 12th May – Laranjal – 13.04hrs – 12 players
Monday 13 May – The Old Course – 12.30hrs – 12 players
Tuesday 14th may Pinhal – 10.57hrs – 8 players
