Dear Nigel, Is this a record ?

Dear Nigel,

I have found a flat, round, black piece of plastic with a hole in the middle.

Is this a record ?

Miriam – Bridlington (e mail)

“Nigel Says”

Dear Miriam,

Fuck Off You Twat!

Do you have a Golfing problem.

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