Dear Uncle Nigel – When will it stop bloody raining ?
Dear Uncle Nigel,
What is happening ?
It has been raining since last bloody November !
Eric down the pub says “This is Biblical, the End of Days is upon us !!!”
But Eric also thinks that jump leads are illegal ? And that’s just one of his conspiracy theories !
But come on Nige ! Last year by this time we had played Tuesday golf 10 times, this year twice ! And that was so muddy we lost 2 men and a pair of Wellington’s !
Is it Biblical ? Is it Global Warming ? or is it “Just a bit wet ” as Molly at the day care centre tells us.
Nige get a grip !
All the best,
Capt. Fairly Nimrod – full name and address withheld by post
Dear Fairly,
Fuck Off You Twat !
Is that the Day Care Centre on main Street ? Twat !
