At a hurried Press gathering late today , Universal Tour Executive, Clive “Hoppy” Dearsley , spoke briefly concerning the 2026 Portugal Tour Tee times:

“There has been much controversy and foul language surrounding the Tee Time schedule for the 2026 Tour.

Next year will see the largest tour in the past 35 years with potentially 16 Players from all over the world vying for the multitude of Trophies and cash prizes which are up for grabs.

Final negotiations around which Trophies will be played for when and where are still ongoing but the tee times are now set in concrete or jelly .and will be distributed to the gathered Press.

Please note that the “Gang of 4” led by our own Chairman, MK Seve of SEVE BET, will also be playing on Saturday 9th May but no one , apart from Agent Rushall , knows where ! “

And with that Dearsley was hurried away by a funny looking Hip Doctor and 3 nurses.

MK Seve took to the stage:

“16 Players in 3 different parts of Portugal, playing 6 different courses, over 6, 4 and 3 days !!!

What could possibly go wrong ???”

PORTUGAL TEE TIMES (well most of them) 2026.